Oy vay: The Folk Tale of a Registering Bride

Once upon a time, poor little Brady was dragged from store to store while his Nonna and Mommy helped his Aunt Reggie register for wedding gifts. Unfortunately, Aunt Reggie was very, very particular about what she was looking for, so registering took a long, long, long time. At first, Brady ran around playing with everything and getting scowled at, but eventually, he grew so tired, that he had to grab his Nonna's head in the bedding section at Bed, Bath, and Beyond and play with her ear until she realized how tired he was. The moral of the story: When registering with a picky-pants, leave little baby boys at home to do manly things with their poppy. We learned this the hard way, and let Brady stay home while we took Regan to pick out a duvet!